Me: *bench presses the teacher*
Teacher: Put me down
[falls in the shower] parkour
Well I had Jessica, Jessica, autumn, and Katie
One time, I was in the middle of having the best sex in my life and I stopped and thought to myself “I’m getting fucked by someone’s daughter”.
And that’s how sex can go from great to OHMYGOD in two seconds.
I CANT FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE. I HAVE LIKE 4 PEOPLE WHO I THINK YOU ARE